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What is a Hyena

Post by Lexon Avery »

See you people thought i was crazy using lion king as a defense,
Hyenas must be cats because they teamed up with a lion in the "the lion king" ;

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that is why I know a hyena is a cat, but just because i used crazy logic like that doesnt mean i'm wrong, so time to consort wiki

a dogs suborder is Caniformia - bears and shampoo

a hyenas suborder is Feliformia - tigers and shampoo

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Post by LORD MANN »

wtf so warthogs are cats to
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Post by vantec89 »

brent your stupid!!!

...im just posting, because i havent in so long, lol
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Post by Lexon Avery »

What.... Brent is Crazy Smart, That was the perfect logical argument to counter mine.
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Post by cman06 »

Q: Hyena'srelated to dogs, right?
A: Wrong. Hyenas are a family of their own, the Hyaenidae. They're more closely related to cats than dogs, but their closest relatives are the Herpestidae -- mongooses, meerkats and such.
Q: But what on earth do they have in common with cats?
A: Skeletal details it would take a specialist to explain. DNA studies also prove the relationship. When hyenas lick the space between their hind legs, they lift one or both hind legs into the air much like cats -- "playing the cello," as one cat-lover has called it. One observer claims the female purrs while suckling her cubs.
See hyena's are cats. Im right
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Post by vantec89 »

Lexon Avery wrote:What.... Brent is Crazy Smart, That was the perfect logical argument to counter mine.
if you read my post, i clearly stated i was only posting because i havent in so long.....meaning, i was saying brent was stupid because i had nothing else to say, lol
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Post by LORD MANN »

cman06 wrote: One observer claims the female purrs while suckling her cubs.
See hyena's are cats. Im right
:roll: well so they are small cats
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Post by l33tn3kk3dskillz »

nope theyre actually dwarf elephants
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Post by FThompson08 »

LORD MANN wrote:
cman06 wrote: One observer claims the female purrs while suckling her cubs.
See hyena's are cats. Im right
:roll: well so they are small cats
I actually have to agree with Brent here. I can't, in good conscience, call a hyena a cat because it is a small cat. That would ruin my arguement that midgets shouldn't be classified as humans.
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Post by LORD MANN »

:lol:
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Post by thefordmccord »

hymen??
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Post by FThompson08 »

That is just a mythical creation created at the same time of the clitoris maximus
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Post by vantec89 »

FThompson08 wrote:
LORD MANN wrote:
cman06 wrote: One observer claims the female purrs while suckling her cubs.
See hyena's are cats. Im right
:roll: well so they are small cats
I actually have to agree with Brent here. I can't, in good conscience, call a hyena a cat because it is a small cat. That would ruin my arguement that midgets shouldn't be classified as humans.
you contradict yourself....

at the beginning of the post you say you have to agree with LORD MANN...when he said "so they are small cats" ...then you go into saying that you cant call a hyena a cat because it is a small cat.....so in that post you say you agree with LORD MANN then you say you dont, lol....which is it?
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Post by l33tn3kk3dskillz »

how so

hyena= small cat= not a real cat

midget=small human= not real person
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Post by FThompson08 »

Thank you Ethan. While it techniclly is a small cat, I can't call it that because I don't count midgets as real humans.
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