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facts about kratos

Postby l33tn3kk3dskillz » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:57 pm

saw this in a magazine thought it was funny

kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend

next gen starts when he says it starts

kratos can bench press himself

he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire

his princess is not in another castle

roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos
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Re: facts about kratos

Postby andrewrice07 » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm

l33tn3kk3dskillz wrote:saw this in a magazine thought it was funny

kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend

next gen starts when he says it starts

kratos can bench press himself

he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire

his princess is not in another castle

roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos



just makes me want to laugh out loud...
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Postby ghost » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:28 pm

Kratos is the toughest mofo alive even if he is a video game char.
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Postby vantec89 » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:24 pm

dont give me that shampoo. i could beat kratos with a mushroom stamp.
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Postby andrewrice07 » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:03 pm

a mushroom stamp?
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Postby vantec89 » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:58 pm

think...mushroom shape on someones face.


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Re: facts about kratos

Postby Myth » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:58 am

l33tn3kk3dskillz wrote:saw this in a magazine thought it was funny

kratos and master chief are not friends as a corollary he does not want to be your friend

next gen starts when he says it starts

kratos can bench press himself

he does not need 299 extra dudes to hold back the thousand nations of the persian empire

his princess is not in another castle

roundhouse kicks are like candy to kratos


You forgot that kratos takes a super c ock wrapped in razor wire every night without flinching
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Re: facts about kratos

Postby l33tn3kk3dskillz » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:38 pm

Myth wrote:
You forgot that kratos takes a super c ock wrapped in razor wire every night without flinching

but that implies that he's lance bass
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Postby andrewrice07 » Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:02 pm

does it really matter that much....i mean he is a cartoon character.....he can be lance bass,trans, a dumb shampoo....anything, so it dosent really matter now does it.........................oh and i just have to add l33tn3kk3dskillz you have such good observations skills going on there dont ya
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