Vampire Sex

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Person says "I'm a vampire, if you sleep with me I'll make you one too" (read post first)

Yes, I wouldn't mind being a vampire.
1
14%
Yes, if I'm going to get some Hell Yeah!
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29%
Yes
1
14%
No, I like being human
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14%
No, bitch be crazy!
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14%
No
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14%
 
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Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:12 pm

1st - The persons gender is your preference to sleep with
2nd - They are a 8.5 on your scale of attractiveness (10 being hottest)
3rd - You have no way to test if they really are a vampire.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby FThompson08 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:53 pm

Would have to be a 20. Im talking once in the history of humans type of hot bitch here.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:52 pm

y?

8.5 without any work sounds like a deal to me.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Black Up » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:14 pm

Are we talking traditional vampire (eternal life, must feed to survive, and sun-phobia) or these new-wave queer "vampires?" Also is the vampirisim a guaranteed transfer if we have sex?
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:17 pm

Black Up wrote:Are we talking traditional vampire (eternal life, must feed to survive, and sun-phobia) or these new-wave queer "vampires?"


traditional vampire because we aren't bitches on the Ford forum closer to like Underworld.

Black Up wrote:Also is the vampirisim a guaranteed transfer if we have sex?


We don't get to know.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Black Up » Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:21 pm

Well then my answer would be hell yeah. I mean have sex with hot vampire bitch (win), a chance at all the perks of vampirism (win), and the only down side would be the few possible flaws of being a vampire (which i can live with) and appearing to be some sort of twilight fan boy which would suck.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:10 pm

Exactly, because what would be better then spending the night with a hot vampire...? Well unless when your done having sex she kills you for a blood fix....
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby NateDawg2007 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:36 pm

LOL Twilight sucked! But anyways why would you want to be a vampire? I mean if you went through with this an didnt become a vampire that would be cool!
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:37 pm

You're still getting laid so who cares. Being an immortal sounds pretty badass to me, in and of itself. But just think of all the sex you could have as an immortal, asking people the very same question.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby FThompson08 » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:24 pm

She would have to be the most beautiful chick I have ever seen to consider it. I can't take the risk that I will be killed immediately afterward with no promise of immortality.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:32 pm

Yeah but in the case of your death, at your final moments of doing a kinda hot chick you get to know the truth, 'Vampires are real'. Think about how many people wanted to know that, and you just got some.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby FThompson08 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:58 pm

Lexon Avery wrote:Yeah but in the case of your death, at your final moments of doing a kinda hot chick you get to know the truth, 'Vampires are real'. Think about how many people wanted to know that, and you just got some.


I don't think the "vampires being real" question is that big of a deal to most. Plus, who cares if you know you can't do anything with that knowledge.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:49 am

you can die in peace, that question answers so many. If vampires exist then the likely hood god does would be equal as good, that we can trust is mystery, and that Bitch'z be crazy--who kills someone they just had consensual sex with, non-consensual i would understand.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Black Up » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:37 pm

Lexon Avery wrote:who kills someone they just had consensual sex with, non-consensual i would understand.


Your applying your values to people (or a race) that may not share your values by tradition. So this statement is meaningless.
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Re: Vampire Sex

Postby Lexon Avery » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:00 pm

Black Up wrote:Your applying your values to people (or a race) that may not share your values by tradition. So this statement is meaningless.



please explain in greater detail, i'm not exactly following.
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