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Post by nighthawk101 »

no.... he just has to be white.
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Post by LORD MANN »

Chuck Norris occasionally has Missing In Action flashbacks where he's escaping a Vietnam Prison and randomly starts killing Asians with his bare fist because thats the way Chuck rolls. You'll know when it's coming because Asians start flying through the air with random explosions, horrible subtitles will scroll your line of vision, and Chuck will run and hide in your mom's garden, finally stealing your Kia Sportage screaming, "Get in the Chopper" and lines like, "I'm Proud to be a shampoo American" after kicking your little sister in the face
"I want you to pull the trigger til they don't get up"

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Post by cman06 »

nighthawk101 wrote:no.... he just has to be white.
damn strait no isajeep in the white house and we aint changing the name to the blackhouse shampoo that
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Post by nighthawk101 »

I also like to brag on Jacob Tamme. He is how the legend of the loch ness monster got started.
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Post by LORD MANN »

nighthawk101 wrote:I also like to brag on Jacob Tamme. He is how the legend of the loch ness monster got started.
damn right Free the penguins
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